Toddler Indignation

Matthew at supper last night was given a plastic plate.  He took offence (after eating a few bites first) and it took us a few minutes to figure out the source of his wound.  "I not a baby.  I a kid.  I a boy.  I NOT a BABY."  Sigh... No you're not.

The Service Around Here

Two year old with cloth over arm, pad and pen in hand:

"Whatcha you want eat?  Why you no want eat?"